• 08:52 Considering painting false eyes onto my eyelids so I can sleep at my desk. Hmm, but how would I remain upright? Needs some thought...
  • 10:43 Loving payday, hating rent day. Sucks when they are the same day.
  • 12:51 Glad I confirmed that my Hungarian colleague knew the difference between kidney beans and baked beans - my chili is saved!
  • 14:46 Ready to go home now, please.
  • 20:42 Being gobsmacked that the camera crew didn't stop the cat from eating the canapes on Come Dine With Me!
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