Aside from snickering about the fact that I no longer live in the UK, I would like to say that I happened to see some of the Budget announcement at lunchtime, and all of the response from the Tories, and I was (as ever) disgusted at the groans, shouts and taunts which erupted from both sides of the chamber at various points, which belonged in a school playground.

Kids, having a go at each other across a table.